Entry #4: Raw and Unedited Nonsense Musings from a Deadbeat Airplane Passenger

There was a mini baroque orchestra at gate 52. They were a sound for sore ears. Can you say that?

I`m flying over Newfoundland and I can`t sleep. I can`t see a duuurned thing

It`s -50 degrees out where I am, some eleven kilometres aloft. Too cool for school

It`s queer to think that I share my exact coordinates with the waves and the ecosystems deep under the ocean. They seem worlds away. I would totally swim right now

If I left the plane on foot right now, it would take me about two hours to walk back to earth
but only about a minute to fall through the air

I`m trying to remember how to calculate the speed of the fall of an object based on mass and velocity, but high school physics feel very distant presently

I don`t party with metal birds

Up all night

Can`t see a durned thing

Ask for my boarding pass watch me

Sweat demand my passport see me

Tremble I

Am a nervous flier

I am a nervous flyer

A scuttle old grocery flyer

Buy my cantaloupes

Purchase these Little Debbie cakes

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